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2
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- This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.
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3
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- If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.
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4
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- This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine."
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5
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- This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
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6
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- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are
an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing"
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7
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- This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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8
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- A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.
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9
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- It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
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10
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- Send this to the men you know, to warn them about future arguments they
can avoid if they remember the terminology!!!
- And send it to your women friends
to give them a good laugh!!!
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Notes
